♥️ Help Me Get $1,000,000

Yes, I'm asking strangers on the internet to fund my retirement. One bit of freedom at a time.

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$0 Goal: $1,000,000

How the chain works

Click the button above to donate. The more you give, the higher you rank — and the more likely other visitors are to click your link and fund your freedom too.

It's a totally transparent, legally questionable pyramid of goodwill.

Want to appear on the leaderboard?

When donating, write your Buy Me a Coffee username in the name/social field. That's it — your name and link will show up here automatically once the donation is processed.

No username in the note? You'll still help me reach the goal, you'll just be an anonymous hero.

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